community service

This morning was crazy. It didn't get crazy until after I drove away from my parking space on Pine right out side the QFC, where I usually eat my cereal and observe the on goers. As I drove away and turned left onto Broadway I noticed a 90'ish grean Honda Accord with tinted windows scurrying away from the corner gas station with a young unshaven man decently dressed in posse-like swag holding onto the in motion car yelling STOP! STOP! Stop that car! He's got my shit! STOP! And I was driving right by this and I slowed down and reduced the volume of the radio for I could get a better understanding of what was going on and I saw the car drive away, got away from the man and speed off and turned right on Pike. I was going straight and had stopped at the light but I thought, dude I'm gonna follow this car and see where it goes. So I jumped into the action and was doing my service to help because I saw this shit go down. I can't just let it go. Besides it was like 7:30am and I still had time before I had to be at the shop.

So I see where this car is going and I follow and am now in pursuit. So I'm on Pike then we bust a right a block east of Broadway and then he notices me following him so he pulls over to the side of the road and I roll up next to him. He rolls down the window and he's an African-American fellow with long dreadlocks and a mean-muggin-ass-grill and I ask, "Hey, you all right, man?" He replies, "Yeah, I'm cool. That guy tried to steal my shit." So I said alright cool man then drove away and back on track to Broadway.

As I come back to take a right to go North on Broadway, I see the guy who got jacked, I roll down the window and ask if that guy just stole his car. He said no no, but he did drive away with his ipod and digital camera and something else. So I was thinking yo let's go follow him, but before I really said anything the dude asks if we could go follow the car I was like sure dude hop in. He mentioned he would give me $50 if we catch this guy. I didn't catch his name until later, but we'll just call him Jimeny. So Jimeny gets in and we bolt back around the block and start to follow this car. Jimeny explains what happened and it was someone who gave him a ride and wanted more money from Jimeny, but Jimeny refused to pay and offered to check his bag in the trunk to see if he had anything more to offer for compensation but before he could get the bag, driver sped off with the bag still in the trunk.

We're driving up Madison or something and we're chasing after this Honda, we see the vehicle and he eventually turns right on 23rd, the I pull over to the left and get in front of these other cars and I go right on 23rd then we see the Honda take a left on a street coming up, and we follow onto that street but we don't see him anywhere as the abiding surroundings become very neighborhood like with small streets and lots of little houses and cars. We drive around and turn and go back a little bit, but there's no sign of that green Honda.

Jimeny says fuck it and we roll back to city market where I drop him off. He kinda was sniffling a lot and acted kind of weird and shady. I think he was on the drugs. He made a phone call using my cell phone. He said he had some dope in his bag and he would of broke me off some. But he handed me a ten dollar bill and said take it man, thanks for trying. Or he said something mumbly, remember he was on drugs and didn't make a whole lot of sense. Only a dumb idiot on drugs would get themselves into a stupid predicament where someone jacks your shit anyway.

I did my community service today. Jeepers

bonnie and clyde

Where do I begin? Redbull...
Friday night had a lot to do with two 12 oz cans of sugar-free Redbull. It was a great night all in all.

Saturday night had a lot to do with watching the Fall of Troy rock the jams at the el Corazon. I had a chance to meet Frank and also share a few words with Thom. Very nice gentlemen and to be honest they are somewhat of a huge inspiration to me. They played a clean set, mostly Dopplganger material, which there's nothing wrong with that. A couple of new songs, I think. And maybe like 3 songs from manipulator. And a few older older songs, that rock much ass as well. That show kicked ass.

Sunday... Soup.

Saturday morning I had a SwordFight jam with Jesse and rocked on a couple songs. We had like, a twenty minute jam/opus - epic extrodinaire that will only exist in the realm of time it was created and simoultaneously disolved into thin air.

Monday morning came and then had another SwordFight jam with Jerry and weez worked on dems saongs uggayne.

I fed Dan's turles and was nice to kitty.

Dick Tracy

shitty dick fuck

Today is Stout's birthday.
He has made his 27th trip around the sun. What a bastard!
Happy Birthday to my friend C.J.
Soup Sunday on me.

On another note, a handful of my friends are gone this weekend...
Good, I'm fuckin tired of those a-holes.
No but seriously, fuck off with your jerk-off boats and beer and rattlesnake hunting.
Have a fun trip you wankers.
I'm gonna see the Fall of Troy this weekend. I wouldn't miss that shit for shit.
I really wish to see HORSE the band. I will see them, fucko! Soon enough when they tour North
America again. I've missed them the last twelve times they were here. Ahh poor poor me-a-roni.
There's a party tonite at S. Lane's crib for Ceej. Time to get some Redbull! Gotta go to Rudy's Barbershop to get them tix.

I'm watching Dimevision Vol. 1
Go buy it and watch it.
Go buy a HORSE the band CD. Listen to that shit. They own your ass!
Peace, I'm out!

one word says it all

oh yeah. It's really gonna happen. Swôrdƒígh† will record a demo in June.
The two songs as mentioned before.

I want a new job.

I watch Jackass too much.

How bout this for an demo title...

"The Don't get 2 excited TOO song demo"

I wonder if that sucks balls.

Fall of Troy on Saturday at the Corazon. Gonna fuck shit up.

Dan's here now. Peace

Monday... back to work

Fuck it, I'm tired.

I think SwordFight is going to record in June. "Swordsmen" and "Dead?" are the two tracks most definetly being put on wax. That is good. That is also great.

I learned how to say SwordFight in spanish.. "Espada Lucha" = translation; Sword Fight/Scuffle
I think it's great working with mexicans. Even if they're not from Mexico.

People shouldn't discriminate against another culture's assimillation. Like, if someone comes to this country then they should learn the language. Why should I have to adapt to yours? Ok, I understand that. But when a large sum of the culture is taking over a large amount of our workplace, like construction for instance, then I have to accomodate. But I'm cool with that. I need to learn another language anyway, and what better way to do that but in my very own bright and sometimes nifty maintenance engineering workplace. Bring it on, I'll learn some spanish and I betchya it'll do me some good. Hasta la vista el bitches.

TeaPot Dome party jam sesh good times

The TeaPot Dome boys had a party last night, the basement not only included their own personal jam room, but also a very distinguished 4 square court. Dominated that shit for a few hours. Drank a 12oz RedBull and continued on with about three organic colas, gave me a headache. Fuck that shit. Stayed up until 3:30am talkin volcanoes and shit with Shaun (maybe you spell it, Sean?). I don't know. Had a killer jam with Sean T. Lane. Drove home, in bed by 4am.

Woke up by my phone with a text message from Casey at 8:ooam.
I got up to help him move some couches. Four hours of sleep. Fuck it.

Got way baked and ate soup.

Checked out Moral Order Studios and watched a healthy round of "Beer-Dice"
The Heat Rays were recording a 4-song demo today.

Watching Golmember and about to get extremely baked.

This weekend was nice.

Peace

~Ryan

my beef strong

hi i am sitting i have no peanut butter.]
i LIve and dwell out of a can
a can of beefaroni. sometimes speggetti O's.
I live in a can, a tin can i am.