Wednesday, December 24, 2008

snow


I've gotten stuck in the snow more than what was noted down below. It snowed balls this morning. Lets's see, on Sunday night I got stuck at Fred Meyer left my truck there and left the passenger side window down all night. And then I got stuck at the bottom of Dan's driveway last night. I have also fallen on my ass a few times because of this funny snow. Snow does seem to have a sense of humor. I've seen people fall on their asses too. That shit is funny. I hurt myself snow-skating while doing some backyard longjumping over at the EightHourDisease house last week when it first snowed. Muchos nueve. Quite a treat!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

where's my twix?



So, last night was The Fall of Troy at the Sunset Tavern in Ballard, Wa. They opened up for the Cops but I wasnt very interested in all of that. Maybe I should've been, I dunno. The whole night was cool. Before the show we had sushi in Fremont for Joe's going away fest. He's moving to Cali. Have fun, partner.

thanks dudes.

3 dudes just helped me push my truck out of my parking spot here at my apts in shoreline. I was arriving home and parked fine but thought that I should pull forward just a little bit. Well, my tires started spinning because my parking spot is slanted and I was backed in and I started sliding closer to the car next to me until my truck was 2 inches away from it. There was dude #1 who tried to help me. We needed another dude. Then we got dude #2 and then we needed another dude and dude #3 walked right up out of nowhere and helped. So 3 dudes pushed my truck for me and I managed to drive out of the parking spot and re-parked in the flatter visitor zone. Thanks dudes, who will probly never read this.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

sounds

Records and recordings.

Sounds and the sounding.

I make no sense but sense the pounding.

Contained in my 50 gal ear drum

All of my youth. All that I do.

No room for sports and dates with courts.

Music is weird. My brain is weird. And wired. Hardly.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

boombastic

player haters degrees are handed out like candy on halloween.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

here it is...

i havent posted here in a while. sorry. all two of you who read this. right now it is saturday, and I had band practice today. I had a band practice last night and it was the greatest thing I've ever witnessed ever. I was standing next to a cymbal on a stand and dan swung his bass at the cymbal and it fell over crashing onto me and my body. I laughed. Then, dan jumped up and stood on the bass drum then fell over onto pat who was playing drums then pat fell back and leaned aginst the wall while dan fell to the floor. We continued playing the song. I was on the floor laughing like a little girl. Still playing the song. We played while lying on the floor for a few minutes. then we got up, Dan went to go do a cymbal crash thing with the headstock of his bass and slammed the cymbal with great force and when I looked up dan was looking at me and his bass in his hands broken. The headstock busted off. All the strings were loose and flailing around. I laughed so hard once again and fell to the ground laughing histerically. I witnessed the best things in life yesterday at that practice. It was so amazing. That was the last day of that bass. Chairs were broken.






Whooooooooooooooaaaaa, Bundyyyyyyy!

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Friday, October 17, 2008

Sunday, September 28, 2008

I am a dork!

so here are a list of all my little secrets:

musicofswordfight.com

Ryan's Word bitch (blog)

my tumblr

SwordFight myspace

SwordFight TV

coming soon... my new company called 'ClownShoes.' I will have shirts soon!

I am a dork!

Woo Hoo!

~love, Ryan

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

will i ever make it alive?

so here... its 1am. I'm dumb i should sleep
as I have to be awake at 4:10 in the morning.
I just got home from Showbox at the Market
BTBAM, Black dhalia murder, children of bodom.
so much talent in one night. Amazing people all of them.
The boys from Fall of Troy were among guests in the crowd.
Not sold out but damn near it. A good night all in all
but now i have to sleep for minimal hours and
then i wake for work. lovely. I will hate things
pretty soon, then red bull will save my sweet life
and i will proceed, fuck, that shit suks. oh well!
I love life and that's for real bitches! peace

the computer internet webpage blogger will not
let me upload this blog right now. Fuck i need sleep

Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Toadies

"Feel that weight, feel that weight pushing down..."

The Toadies ruled last night. They played the Showbox at the Market. It was better than I had expected. They rocked, they played all the sick ass jams...

-mexican hairless
-tyler
-paper dress
-i come from the water
-push it
...and so many others.

They're sound was so amazing and tight and clear. I noticed orange amplifiers and an old marshall. Vaden Todd Lewis played a 61' reissue same one as mine throughout the show. Sounded awesome! Had to be one of the top shows of the year. The opening bands sucked. I have to give the supporting band, 'The Blakes' credit for being ultimately sucky. The Blakes are fucking horrible. The other band was better than the blakes but a lil too southern rocky for my likings.

~see ya

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

F*ck banks!

I'm constantly asking myself what day it is.

At times when I'm driving, even in the morning on the way to work, I will arrive at a familiar intersection an wonder where the hell I'm going. Then it hits me.

ehhwgh... so many different people are driving on the road at all times. Transportation ruined everything. There's no excuse anymore.

Fuck banks.

It feels like summer is over, I miss it already.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

pimp shit


...That's how Daniel gets down with his Redbowl.

I just took a month off from working. Unintentionally, of course. But it worked out for the better, I believe. I sat at home and worked on songs. I jammed with Balthor a lot (our Polish drummer) who just flew back to Poland today. He's waiting for us to play shows with him in Europe. [Fa sho!] So anyway, there are lots of new SwordFight songs and we will have new demos about to come out. Here are some new song titles to look out for: ''Zoologist'', ''Elements'' , "Fortiator", "Things get Mushy", and "LaborForcesSeaOtters". Oh they are all so neat! And oh so fresh and new! I'm excited about thems. Peace out Balthor, I'm gonna miss you. (ice cookie chip - I can smell it!) I had mass fun this past mumff, and I hate having to go back to work, but whatever.

...From the Topshsky

Friday, August 29, 2008

lame tame

You want a free band name?
here go: 'The Rice'
or howbout 'the buttholes'
or maybe 'sasquatch crotch'?

i don't know. Maybe thats not your cup of tea.

Better yet, go visit www.MusicOfSwordFight.com
and see all the new stuff.

SwordFight is searching for a new drummer
We have new songs and we are demo'ing them
right now. They're called:

'Ice Machine Maker'
and
'Zoologist'

oooooooh songs!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

best day of my life! (...so far!)


The Fall Of Troy played a free show at The Buzz in Mukilteo, Wa. It was freaking AMAZING! I laugh at the thought of how incredibly cool I thought the show was. The bass amp took a crap on almost every song, they switched it out with a Buddah guitar amp and who gives a shit, it sounded good. The setlist was completely improvised, you could hear them calling out on the spot jams before a song was decided on. It was a magical time through the eyes of someone who listens to a lot of Fall of Troy's music. Here's the visuals to prove...


Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Been a while...

since I wrote a post and since a single day has really kicked my ass. You wanna know what work made me do today? Work made me fuckin sweat. Work also made a point to clearly make me stink. Part of that was my bad cuz I did not apply deoderant to my underarms today. Work kicked my ass be cause I wasn't the one pouring the concrete but one of the lucky individuals to do all that is left once the concrete mud is poured. It requires a lot of movement and extra use of muscle strength activity. Reall quick the task becomes what may be a considered bad idea to be a part of. The fun requires standing in the mudd with boots on, and getting wet, all of your clothes, under the sun, still moving a lot, bent over in weird backpain-gettin-positions and standing with knees to the hard crusty ground, shovel use, a lot of shoveling and rock. Wet rocks. Holy crappy I worked my tailfeathers off today. 12hr day! crazy shit man. All just to pay my stinky bills. Why did I fall into this trap of the debt-raddled working man? oh yea, I know... becuz I 'm a fucking-nidiot! I love life.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

DUMB

(spoken with an announcer type voice)
Ohhhh. This week was great!
I didn't sleep for two whole nights.
I am a wanker. I saw Slipknot!
I rode in a school bus, NO! just kidding
But seriously, I'm dumb!

out

this is adam h graduTion from June... best part is adam's not in the picture

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

this is the dorkiest blog, G.

fontana montana man.
Fountain on a mountain.
Goats. Have it your way.

sun. bills. bike. work. write. wrong. no jerk. wait.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

sup dog

good times.

Weezer at the Vera Project/veracity.
It still hasn't quite registered.
I don't get it.

...need sleep

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Oh My!

I wish I had more time to get my blog on. Its Wednesday already. You know, Wednesday is a very weird English word. Its not even pronounced right, like it sounds, you know? what a sucky word.

I saw Rukut last Friday(friday is a normal fucking word) at a house party. That was a fun one.
Here's proof...



I recorded vocals and mixed the demo on Saturday.


I saw some punk bands at the Sleeze. Eight Hour Disease and MDC.
Went to gibby's house afterwards and didn't leave until like 7:30am Sunday morning. And remember I dont even drink, so it was the drunk people who wouldn't let me leave. Greg picked me up and slammed me onto a couch, but on my way down my elbow connected with a wooden window sill and hit my funny bone. It wasn't funny though, it hurt. My arm instantly went numb and I thought it was broke, but it wasn't, I'm just a pussy. It was fun but has since fucked up my sleeping pattern. My sleep has a pattern, like shapes and lines.

On Sunday I watched Adam graduate at Heck Ed. Then ate dinner with his folks and it was damn good. Damn-Good!

Whatever.

Friday, June 13, 2008

friday the thirteenth

yea mine was fuct up.
well it was actually just another day but all things
that suck fell into place and certain points or another.
who cares now! the night isn't even over.
Im jammin the new Only Human. Sounds really frikken good.
Job well done amigos!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

violated

If you reference down to my June 2nd post, I spoke of a possible traffic ticket I may receive in the mail. Well, verdict is in... Fucking pig mailed me a ticket. I got it today! Yippee. And it's only $272 dollars. Not bad. Happy Effing Birthday, ME!

Fuck tha police!

Go save a kitty from a tree, ass-hoes! (w/ southern drawl)

Oh well, at least I have you, blog.

I'm happy about other things today, though. I may have a new job, back with Smith Construction.
Gonna redo vocals and mix down the two-song demo on Saturday. And I truly believe I am awesome. Now if I can just convince others to think so, that'd be spectacular. I'm out.

pics from Sat at Moral Order Studios



Tuesday, June 10, 2008

like a 2nd Christmas

I saw Daughters last night at Nuemo's.
F*cking killed. Killed. KILLED!!!
There is nothing like it. Well maybe there is
but they're nothing like you'd think.
Check them out now... Daughters

It was like the Strokes on Crack.

Oh, wanna check out another damn good crazy stupid band?
I think they're from Great Britain.
...called, 'Rolo Tomassi'
Look em' up. You know how to find em.

What up Mouth

Saturday, June 7, 2008

eggs and bacon

I called Yoke, he sounded wasted and wants to go get some 'bomb breakfast' tomorrow.

Here's today...

I woke up around 8am. Left the apt at 8:30. Got to Moral Order Studios around 10:15.
Started recording around noon, tracked straight until 7:45, packed up and went home.

Man, recording is sooooo awesome, and kinda sucky at the same time. I got mad during one part and had to go calm down about it, but it worked out. Overall, here's my take on SwordFight's first demo... It ain't perfect but I think we did a damn well enough job to convince people to understand what we're trying to do. I can't wait to put it out, completely free to anyone. Just ask!

Everyone did a great job on their parts to make the whole thing come to life. Special thank you to Stout for spending the whole day with us and helping us out mass mucho! It was swell I we couldn't have done it without you, byotch!

~Brown

Thursday, June 5, 2008

I think I want some soup

I went to bed last night around 1am. Something like that.
That was dumb. But I went to the Rukut show and I missed them.
But I managed to catch 'Shrimp' from Long Beach, Ca.
And hometownies 'Hunab Ku' they are f*cking crazy.
And yada yada ya. I played geetar for awhile last nite too. Yawn!
But I had such a swell day at work. Well, one of the better ones.

~peace

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

The Little Swordsman

So I had a birthday this weekend. Another trip around the sun. 27 in all. Chilled out and went to a show on Saturday at the Bit. I saw Embrace the Kill(Portland), and Nino Zombi(from Mexico). They were all good. I bought some merch. Nino Zombi had a crazy story about how they got here in the U.S.

Then I went to the house of Moral Order and we stayed awake long time. I left there at like 4am.
And I remembered how I need to bring a camera over to that house this weekend. They have a dog that jumps like 4 feet in the air, fucking crazy ass dog!

I really did nothing else this weekend.

~Jef

Monday, June 2, 2008

don't shoot the sheriff

I got pulled over today at 175th St and Meridian for going to fast in a school zone. I never drive on that street during these hours so I didn't know. But when he was writing down my information, and of course I didn't have my license on me today either, he asked when my birthdate was and I said six, two, eighty-one. He went back to his car, came back to mine and said, "I don't need to take up anymore of your time, you'll get your ticket in the mail."

Whats up with that? Really, in the mail? Or is he bluffing cause he didn't want to ticket me on my birthday? I hope the latter of the two.

Daughters on June 9th, so pumped for that!

Friday, May 30, 2008

community service

This morning was crazy. It didn't get crazy until after I drove away from my parking space on Pine right out side the QFC, where I usually eat my cereal and observe the on goers. As I drove away and turned left onto Broadway I noticed a 90'ish grean Honda Accord with tinted windows scurrying away from the corner gas station with a young unshaven man decently dressed in posse-like swag holding onto the in motion car yelling STOP! STOP! Stop that car! He's got my shit! STOP! And I was driving right by this and I slowed down and reduced the volume of the radio for I could get a better understanding of what was going on and I saw the car drive away, got away from the man and speed off and turned right on Pike. I was going straight and had stopped at the light but I thought, dude I'm gonna follow this car and see where it goes. So I jumped into the action and was doing my service to help because I saw this shit go down. I can't just let it go. Besides it was like 7:30am and I still had time before I had to be at the shop.

So I see where this car is going and I follow and am now in pursuit. So I'm on Pike then we bust a right a block east of Broadway and then he notices me following him so he pulls over to the side of the road and I roll up next to him. He rolls down the window and he's an African-American fellow with long dreadlocks and a mean-muggin-ass-grill and I ask, "Hey, you all right, man?" He replies, "Yeah, I'm cool. That guy tried to steal my shit." So I said alright cool man then drove away and back on track to Broadway.

As I come back to take a right to go North on Broadway, I see the guy who got jacked, I roll down the window and ask if that guy just stole his car. He said no no, but he did drive away with his ipod and digital camera and something else. So I was thinking yo let's go follow him, but before I really said anything the dude asks if we could go follow the car I was like sure dude hop in. He mentioned he would give me $50 if we catch this guy. I didn't catch his name until later, but we'll just call him Jimeny. So Jimeny gets in and we bolt back around the block and start to follow this car. Jimeny explains what happened and it was someone who gave him a ride and wanted more money from Jimeny, but Jimeny refused to pay and offered to check his bag in the trunk to see if he had anything more to offer for compensation but before he could get the bag, driver sped off with the bag still in the trunk.

We're driving up Madison or something and we're chasing after this Honda, we see the vehicle and he eventually turns right on 23rd, the I pull over to the left and get in front of these other cars and I go right on 23rd then we see the Honda take a left on a street coming up, and we follow onto that street but we don't see him anywhere as the abiding surroundings become very neighborhood like with small streets and lots of little houses and cars. We drive around and turn and go back a little bit, but there's no sign of that green Honda.

Jimeny says fuck it and we roll back to city market where I drop him off. He kinda was sniffling a lot and acted kind of weird and shady. I think he was on the drugs. He made a phone call using my cell phone. He said he had some dope in his bag and he would of broke me off some. But he handed me a ten dollar bill and said take it man, thanks for trying. Or he said something mumbly, remember he was on drugs and didn't make a whole lot of sense. Only a dumb idiot on drugs would get themselves into a stupid predicament where someone jacks your shit anyway.

I did my community service today. Jeepers

Monday, May 26, 2008

bonnie and clyde

Where do I begin? Redbull...
Friday night had a lot to do with two 12 oz cans of sugar-free Redbull. It was a great night all in all.

Saturday night had a lot to do with watching the Fall of Troy rock the jams at the el Corazon. I had a chance to meet Frank and also share a few words with Thom. Very nice gentlemen and to be honest they are somewhat of a huge inspiration to me. They played a clean set, mostly Dopplganger material, which there's nothing wrong with that. A couple of new songs, I think. And maybe like 3 songs from manipulator. And a few older older songs, that rock much ass as well. That show kicked ass.

Sunday... Soup.

Saturday morning I had a SwordFight jam with Jesse and rocked on a couple songs. We had like, a twenty minute jam/opus - epic extrodinaire that will only exist in the realm of time it was created and simoultaneously disolved into thin air.

Monday morning came and then had another SwordFight jam with Jerry and weez worked on dems saongs uggayne.

I fed Dan's turles and was nice to kitty.

Dick Tracy

Friday, May 23, 2008

shitty dick fuck

Today is Stout's birthday.
He has made his 27th trip around the sun. What a bastard!
Happy Birthday to my friend C.J.
Soup Sunday on me.

On another note, a handful of my friends are gone this weekend...
Good, I'm fuckin tired of those a-holes.
No but seriously, fuck off with your jerk-off boats and beer and rattlesnake hunting.
Have a fun trip you wankers.
I'm gonna see the Fall of Troy this weekend. I wouldn't miss that shit for shit.
I really wish to see HORSE the band. I will see them, fucko! Soon enough when they tour North
America again. I've missed them the last twelve times they were here. Ahh poor poor me-a-roni.
There's a party tonite at S. Lane's crib for Ceej. Time to get some Redbull! Gotta go to Rudy's Barbershop to get them tix.

I'm watching Dimevision Vol. 1
Go buy it and watch it.
Go buy a HORSE the band CD. Listen to that shit. They own your ass!
Peace, I'm out!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

one word says it all

oh yeah. It's really gonna happen. Swôrdƒígh† will record a demo in June.
The two songs as mentioned before.

I want a new job.

I watch Jackass too much.

How bout this for an demo title...

"The Don't get 2 excited TOO song demo"

I wonder if that sucks balls.

Fall of Troy on Saturday at the Corazon. Gonna fuck shit up.

Dan's here now. Peace

Monday, May 19, 2008

Monday... back to work

Fuck it, I'm tired.

I think SwordFight is going to record in June. "Swordsmen" and "Dead?" are the two tracks most definetly being put on wax. That is good. That is also great.

I learned how to say SwordFight in spanish.. "Espada Lucha" = translation; Sword Fight/Scuffle
I think it's great working with mexicans. Even if they're not from Mexico.

People shouldn't discriminate against another culture's assimillation. Like, if someone comes to this country then they should learn the language. Why should I have to adapt to yours? Ok, I understand that. But when a large sum of the culture is taking over a large amount of our workplace, like construction for instance, then I have to accomodate. But I'm cool with that. I need to learn another language anyway, and what better way to do that but in my very own bright and sometimes nifty maintenance engineering workplace. Bring it on, I'll learn some spanish and I betchya it'll do me some good. Hasta la vista el bitches.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

TeaPot Dome party jam sesh good times

The TeaPot Dome boys had a party last night, the basement not only included their own personal jam room, but also a very distinguished 4 square court. Dominated that shit for a few hours. Drank a 12oz RedBull and continued on with about three organic colas, gave me a headache. Fuck that shit. Stayed up until 3:30am talkin volcanoes and shit with Shaun (maybe you spell it, Sean?). I don't know. Had a killer jam with Sean T. Lane. Drove home, in bed by 4am.

Woke up by my phone with a text message from Casey at 8:ooam.
I got up to help him move some couches. Four hours of sleep. Fuck it.

Got way baked and ate soup.

Checked out Moral Order Studios and watched a healthy round of "Beer-Dice"
The Heat Rays were recording a 4-song demo today.

Watching Golmember and about to get extremely baked.

This weekend was nice.

Peace

~Ryan

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

my beef strong

hi i am sitting i have no peanut butter.]
i LIve and dwell out of a can
a can of beefaroni. sometimes speggetti O's.
I live in a can, a tin can i am.